Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias


Good god why is this cracking me up so much

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The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.

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Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

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If every fairy tale could thread the knot and take me here to there
Or grab my hand and tell me what’s the difference between

Heaven and Hell,
‘Cause I can’t tell
You’ll be my angel through it all
Dressed as a girl,
You’ll be part of this world
We’ll love like fools again

— Mayday Parade
“Tell him I was too fucking busy— or vice versa.”

Dorothy Parker (via introspectivepoet)

Dorothy Parker (August 22, 1893 – June 7, 1967)

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“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.”
— Robin Williams (via wordsnquotes)

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